Cast of White Trash Mom

“Future Hollywood Filmmaker ”
Refers to the oldest daughter of White Trash Mom.   She is 13-years-old and has amazing artistic abilities. Look for her at the 2035 Academy Awards, next to White Trash Mom. 

“Miss Minnesota”
The name of my youngest daughter in the White Trash Mom blog.  Comes from fact that she wanted to be Miss Minnesota for Halloween a few years ago.  So I had to find an evening gown for a 7 year old, leading to MANY….”JON BENÉ” moments at the mall.

“Margarita”
The name that "Miss Minnesota" told everyone she wanted to have for Girl Scout camp last summer. Other girls chose names like “Flower” and “Butterfly” and “Pocahontas”. …

“The Muffia”
Mean and snobby mothers who are the adult bullies at the school your child attends.  Being a part of the Muffia is being mean and not being REAL.  It's about keeping up a totally bogus and stupid standard of PERFECTION that is unrealistic.  It is taking motherhood and making it a spectator sport.
The problem with the Muffia is that if others buck the system they have created and try to rebel too much, it will be your children (not you) that PAY for the rebellion.

The “Queen of  White Trash” (aka Queen of WT)
This is my “blog” nickname in the White Trash Mom blog.

“Tacky Princess”
My partner in crime.  She is the co-author of the White Trash Mom blog, as well as a “mole” for inside the world of the “Muffia”. 

“Trash Talkin’ Turleen”
Turleen has rollers in her hair, a cig in her mouth and is 9 months pregnant.  She burps and talks.  I used to sell these dolls online in my store, whitetrashpalace.com. My future Hollywood director and her friends use the doll for their movie epic “The Tales of Bobby Jo”.

“Saint Timothy”
Long-suffering husband of Michelle Lamar, also known as White Trash Mom.

“Senor Patron”
My alcoholic drink of choice. Smooth tequila that can knock you into oblivion just when you need it most.